‘The Purple One M’Lady? An exquisite choice.’
‘May I clean that off for you Sir?’
‘Certainly Miss, it’s what we were trained for. One, Two or Three?’
After giving the role a little run out I would like to offer this to you as a service.
A small simple chair in a discrete corner of your room.
A small banquette bed at the end of yours if a 24 hour service os required.
Unshakable resolve to please
Send 3rd class rail tickets to your destination and I shall be with you before you break fast.
What would you have me do?
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