‘The Purple One M’Lady? An exquisite choice.’
‘May I clean that off for you Sir?’
‘Certainly Miss, it’s what we were trained for. One, Two or Three?’
Some talk of the notion of a Sex Butler was raised during the #PlayingOutLive & Exhibit A & The Other Livvy’s Christmas Sex Bloggers Party chat cross over last night.
After giving the role a little run out I would like to offer this to you as a service.
Needs:
A small simple chair in a discrete corner of your room.
A small banquette bed at the end of yours if a 24 hour service os required.
Offers:
Discrette service
Unquestioning response
Unflinching calm
Unshakable resolve to please
Send 3rd class rail tickets to your destination and I shall be with you before you break fast.
What would you have me do?
You really should check out the genuinely distracting Sinful Sunday contributions by clicking the lips below.
This might be a bit of a cheat because I published this last weekend but forgot to link it…Disqualify as required.
Watching Distant 
The list is long! I hope you have enough energy. When can expect you to start your duties?
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Leaving on the first carriage in the morning Ma’am.
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I shall have to get you passage in the next transatlantic sailing. Your banquette bed should arrive about the same time as you. Your first task will be to assemble it.
Stella
Xxx
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With utmost pleasure ma’am x
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Do you offer service to the Antipodes? Please advise post haste!
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I’ll check the postal rates and get back…
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Fantastic 🙂
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I would expect to you to book yourself a ticket on the steamship and sail across the channel to Rotterdam, where my carriage awaits you and will take you to my mansion where I will inform you of your duties 😉
Rebel xox
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Thank you ma’am.
I send my trunk forwith and look forward to being and extra pair of hands about your place…
x
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An enticing thought! xx
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Full discretion assured…
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I don’t mind – for me, you would have to decide – I get fed up with making decisions. But come soon and bring Gin!
Great post BTW
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A full service to meet all requirements is always on offer.
Thank you x
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Wonderfully fun post . . . had me giggling . . . and thinking of lots (and lots) of tasks!
Always ending with topping-up my wine glass!!!
Xxx – K
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And beginning with that I presume.
What happens in between shall be at your exquisite behest.
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Lol that was an unexpected addition to the photo! Very amusing post!
Aurora x
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Just responding to the request…
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Ohhh I think I could come up with some things to keep you busy
Molly
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To serve is to exist…
Would ma’am like anything from the tray?
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Sounds like a hell of a party.
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It was a long weekend of laughs and gin…
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I think I could come up with a long list of requests!
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